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Posted 20 October 2010 - 12:20 AM
Happy B Day, Mr. H.
"History, which is a simple whore, has no decisive moments but is a proliferation of instants, brief interludes that vie with one another in monstrousness."
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 12:33 AM
Not till tomorrow, where I'll be relaxing at the cigar lounge with a glass of cognac & a nice $20 dollar cigar.
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 12:37 AM
The Heretic, on 20 October 2010 - 12:33 AM, said:
Not till tomorrow, where I'll be relaxing at the cigar lounge with a glass of cognac & a nice $20 dollar cigar.Ah, but it's already your B day on the Internet, hence you should also be having glass of cognac and a nice $20 cigar now.
Edited by davidm, 20 October 2010 - 12:37 AM.
"History, which is a simple whore, has no decisive moments but is a proliferation of instants, brief interludes that vie with one another in monstrousness."
-- Benno von Archimboldi :twisted:
-- Benno von Archimboldi :twisted:
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 12:59 AM
the "internets" is set to greenwich time, which is already Oct. 20th, so people in Greenwich would be celebrating the tectonic crack that occurred some 30 years ago. But feel free to start early!
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 01:45 AM
Starting!
"History, which is a simple whore, has no decisive moments but is a proliferation of instants, brief interludes that vie with one another in monstrousness."
-- Benno von Archimboldi :twisted:
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 02:00 AM
Death count starts now.
30,000 dead.
30,001 dead, but that last one looked painful.
Not a fatality, but deliciously cool and painful. Let's imagine the victim eventually died of its wounds. 30,002 dead
30,003 dead.
30,004 dead.
And I have just been told that the 1,000 puppies I fed to the 1,000 children have resulted in the children choking to death and the puppies dying in the children's stomachs.
32,004 dead.
Oh, and the autopsies showed that the puppies were pregnant.
33,004 dead.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
30,000 dead.
30,001 dead, but that last one looked painful.
Not a fatality, but deliciously cool and painful. Let's imagine the victim eventually died of its wounds. 30,002 dead
30,003 dead.
30,004 dead.
And I have just been told that the 1,000 puppies I fed to the 1,000 children have resulted in the children choking to death and the puppies dying in the children's stomachs.
32,004 dead.
Oh, and the autopsies showed that the puppies were pregnant.
33,004 dead.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hola. Mi nombre es Iñigo Montoya. Usted mató a mi padre, prepárate a morir.
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 02:10 AM
Happy birthday!
Man, you are old now for sure.
Man, you are old now for sure.
Love, by its very nature, is unworldly, and it is for this reason rather than its rarity that it is not only apolitical but anti-political, perhaps the most powerful of all anti-political human forces. -Hannah Arendt
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 02:31 AM
Better an old fart than a young shithead. 
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 02:46 AM
The Heretic, on 20 October 2010 - 02:31 AM, said:
Better an old fart than a young shithead.
True. So very true.
Love, by its very nature, is unworldly, and it is for this reason rather than its rarity that it is not only apolitical but anti-political, perhaps the most powerful of all anti-political human forces. -Hannah Arendt
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 02:01 PM
I made up a song for your birthday:
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
You look like a weasel
And you smell like one too.
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
You look like a weasel
And you smell like one too.
"History, which is a simple whore, has no decisive moments but is a proliferation of instants, brief interludes that vie with one another in monstrousness."
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 02:18 PM
How long to Heretics normally live?
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 04:23 PM
Michael S. Pearl, on 20 October 2010 - 02:46 AM, said:
The Heretic, on 20 October 2010 - 02:31 AM, said:
Better an old fart than a young shithead.
True. So very true.
I disagree, but then my hips and knees work.
Hola. Mi nombre es Iñigo Montoya. Usted mató a mi padre, prepárate a morir.
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Posted 20 October 2010 - 06:11 PM
Scotty, on 20 October 2010 - 02:18 PM, said:
How long to Heretics normally live?
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In the old days, quite a while, since it took time for inquisitorial machinary to swing into play. But in todays sophisticated world, Interpol usually nails them within days of their announced heresies. Our Heretic is apparently keeping two steps ahead of the law.
A fine and Happy Birthday - May the forces of, err, I suppose, "evil," never catch up to you!
Dave
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 12:03 AM
The Heretic, on 20 October 2010 - 12:33 AM, said:
Not till tomorrow, where I'll be relaxing at the cigar lounge with a glass of cognac & a nice $20 dollar cigar.The cognac sounds great! Hope it's VSOP and you're drinking it now and having a fabulous time! Happy Birthday to The Heretic!
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 04:17 AM
Happy Birthday Utter Heretic 
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 01:30 PM
Happy Birthday (a little late) 
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Posted 21 October 2010 - 04:28 PM
The Heretic, on 20 October 2010 - 02:31 AM, said:
Better an old fart than a young shithead.
This one is being banked for future purposes.
Happy Birthday, man.
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Posted 28 October 2010 - 09:42 AM
Ridiculously late for birthday greetings (I was elsewhere last week), but I hope you had a great birthday.
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Posted 28 October 2010 - 10:40 PM
PLeas'd look forward,
pleas'd to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind
Alexander Pope
pleas'd to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind
Alexander Pope
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