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NFL 2014 Week 2 Picks

11 September 2014 - 07:12 AM

What a great opening week! And starting the new season with 10-6 in the most difficult week isn't half bad! :cheers:

Thursday Night Game of the Week
Steelers @ Ravens

QB Rothlisberger, WR Brown, and RB Bell all had huge games last week. The Ravens? Not so much even tho they did move the ball, came back and tied the Bengals. Plus the Ravens are horribly distracted with that scandal.
Steelers by 3

Game of the Week
Eagles at Colts
Sunday proved that the Colts with QB Luck are never really out of a game. But he needs to be solid for 4 quarters to beat a powerful Eagles offense.
Eagles by 3

Same of the Week

Dolphins @ Bills
After slapping around the Patriots, can the Dolphins continue against a team with superior offensive line? The Bills ran for 197 yards on the hapless Bears.
Bills by 3

Lions @ Panthers
The Lions won't find the Panthers' defense as easy to bully as the Giants last Monday night. QB What's-His-Face won't find that much time to scramble and buy time. Plus QB Newton will be back at 100%.
Panthers by 4

Falcons @ Bengals
Potentially a Game of the Week. The Bengals will realize the huge gap between their AFC and the NFC after this game, after trying to corrall what might be the best WR corps in the league. After all they had trouble slowing down QB Flacco and his guys on Sunday. :noidea:
Falcons by 3

Seahawks @ Chargers
The great QB Rivers will challenge the Hawks deep and often, but it won't be enough for an upset win. The Chargers don't have enough on defense to slow down that versatile offense. :finger:
Seahawks by 6

Chiefs @ Broncos
The Chiefs hardly look ready last Sunday. They'll look even less so vs the Broncos.
:behead:
Broncos by 14

Lame of the Week
Saints @ Browns
The Browns are unlucky to schedule their game vs the Saints after they lost to a hated rival. This will be over by halftime. :boring:
Saints by 13

Patriots @ Vikings
After a rough second half last Sunday the Pats are ready for a bounce back. But WR Patterson and RB Peterson could exploit that overrated Patriot defense, so it'll be close.
Patriots by 6

Cardinals @ Giants
Giants totally shit the bed Monday night, and the Cardinals will take full advantage.
Cards by 7

Jets @ Packers
QB Rodgers will resume his legendary status vs a weaker team than that almighty Seahawks defense.
Packers by 9

Bears @ Forty-Whiners
The 49ers will run through, over, and around that laughably poor Bears defense for 60 minutes. Despite major defections from their world class defense, they easily controlled the Cowboys last Sunday. The Bears hardly have anything better to offer.  :shakehead:
Forty Whiners by 10


Shame of the Week
Cowboys @ Titans
QB Locker will look like a hall of famer vs that suckass Cowboys defense. Plus the Titans completely stoned a decent Chiefs offense. If they control RB Murray, it'll be a laughter. :rofl:
Titans by 9

Jaguars @ Foreskins
The Jaguars are much better than most think; the Foreskins are much worse than many think. That spells another loss for Washington. :help:
Jaguars by 3

Rams @ Buccaneers
The Rams will continue to embarrass themselves. :doh:
Buccaneers by 7

Texans @ Raiders
DE Clowney is out for a month. Luckily for the Texans, and unluckily for the Raiders, JJ Watts is indestructible. Down goes QB Carr!
Texans by 3

NFL 2014 Week 1 Picks

02 September 2014 - 05:32 PM

Yes it's that time of the year again: NFL Picks are back!
Last year Yours Truly finished with 155-86, a solid if not up to standard 65% win rate. 2014 should spell a return to normalcy!

Thursday Night
Packers @ Seahawks
The Packers look ready for another NFC North title, by being explosive on offense and solid on defense in the pre-season. But is that enough against the defending Super Bowl champs? QB Wilson will find out how more explosive his already powerful offense is with a healthy WR Harvin available all year. Plus the Legion of Boom is intact and ready for QB Rodgers and his elite army of receivers.
Seahawks by 9

Game of the Week
Colts @ Broncos
The Broncos look absolutely primed on both sides of the ball. Offense seems to be in mid-season form, and the defense looks just as good. What Super Bowl hangover? The Colts had a rough pre-season, but they may have found reliable options for RB (Dan Herron and Zurlon Tipton) instead of the Bust known as Richardson.
Broncos by 10

Tame of the Week
Saints @ Falcons
The Falcons will be at least much healthier this season than in 2013. However, they're missing LT Baker, and they're starting a rookie in Matthews. New blood RB Freeman will juice the Falcons' ground game, but they still need a powerful pass rush to slow down the mighty Saints offense. Expect RB Ingram to break out and make the Saints even more mult-dimensional. Since, the Saints are much easier to handle away from the Superdome, don't bet on the over.
Saints by 4

Jaguars @ Eagles
Despite being named starter for QB, Henne and the Jags offense haven't done much in the pre-season. At least their defense looks more respectable. Too bad they're facing an explosive offense that's in mid-season form. Best of all - the Eagles' offensive line looks better than ever. Their defense isn't much, but hey. It's the jaguars.
Eagles by 11

Bengals @ Ravens
The Ravens seem to have solved their offensive line and running issues from last year with a powerful showing in the preseason. Moreover, their defense absolutely throttled teams as well. As for the Bengals, they're just as sharp - QB Dalton has been on target for 70%, and new RB Jeremy Hill will contribute. With that stout defense, this game might turn into a slobberknobber. But the Bengals have trouble winning openers and at Baltimore.

Ravens by 1

Bills @ Bears
The Bears should be even more explosive in the second year of offensive guru Trestman's system. However, their defense still sucks. Again. In the preseason, the Bills failed to show any improvement on offense from last year. QB Manuel looks exactly the same, but new RB Brown may help change things. Alas, WR Watkins is injured. Again.
Bears by 3

Titans @ Chiefs
Titans will be solid on both offense and defense, but they must take care of the ball better. If the Chiefs continue to score points on defense, they'll stay in games. This is probably the Chiefs' only easy game for the next 5 weeks.
Chiefs by 3

Patriots @ Dolphins
QB Brady was impeccable in the pre-season, shredding defenses with 80% passing. A strong running game complements Brady, plus a decent if unspectacular defense. If the Dolphins continue to protect QB Tannehill like they did in the pre-season, they can pull off an upset. But their running game is still uncertain, despite newcomer Knowshon Moreno. The Dolphins' defense will give the Patriots a stout test.
Patriots by 3

Panthers @ Buccaneers
The Panthers are coming off a crappy pre-season where QB Newton hasn't played enough with new guys to get their offense in sync. The Bucs are practically a new team, with so many new players, so it's hard to predict much from them. Their OL won't be ready for the Panthers' pass rush.
Panthers by 1

49ers @ Cowboys
QB Kaepernick still looks shaky, despite having great targets in WR Crabtree and TE Davis. Their defense will be a shadow of its former self until key guys return from serious injuries or suspensions. And boy that was a crappy off-season for the Cowboys. Cutting defensive legend Demcarcus Ware, watching DT Hatcher leave, and losing LB Lee to injury. Not to mention CB Scandrick getting suspended for 4 games. All this after a horrible year on defense. Can QB Romo even keep them in the game? Yes, the 49ers aren't at full strength.
UPSET SPECIAL: Cowboys by 3

Chargers @ Cardinals
The Cards will boast a powerful defense, even though key guys have defected for greener pastures. QB Rivers will pick on the Cardinals' decimated LB corps, and SD will score high and often. But their defense is tissue-paper strong against the run. They'll need to resort to ball-control to stay in the game, and keep their defense off the field.
Cardinals by 3

Lame of the Week
Vikings @ Rams
QB Cassel is thanking his lucky stars that WR Cordarrelle Patterson is primed for a break out year. If the Vikings defense is actually improved, they may surprise people. RB Peterson feasted on the Rams last year, so expect another big game. QB Hill will step in for Bradford, and he'll be bailed out by an absolutely ferocious pass rush.
Vikings by 4

Browns @ Steelers
The Bears still haven't resolved their QB problem, but RB Tate looks absolutely ready to dominate. Nobody knows what to expect from the Steelers at this point. Least of all themselves. But the Browns haven't won in Pittsburgh since 2003.
Steelers by 7

Raiders @ Jets
The Jets look ready to take the next step: QB Smith looks more comfortable, the running game looks stronger, and the defensive front 7 might return to Rex Ryan hype levels. But man, those cornerbacks suck. Will QB Schaub take advantage? He looks worse than ever. And there's barely any talent elsewhere.
Jets by 10

Giants @ Lions
The Lions looked stout on defense in the preseason, surprisingly enough, after rolling over to 24 points per game last year. The Giants won all their pre-season games, but they were behind a lot and had to rally. RB Jennings might surprise a few, but I don't expect much different from 2013. Starting on Monday Night Football at Detroit? Lions.
Lions by 6

Shame of the Week
Deadskins @ Texans
Hopefully QB Robert Griffin the Third is finally ready to play at his old level. But he has been looking over his shoulder at backup QB Cousins the whole preseason. QB Fitzpatrick will perform better the more he gets settled in the Texans' offense. He has a great option in RB Grimes to bail him out on swing passes. Rookie LB Clowney will complement the Holy Terror known as JJ Watts and scare the living shit out of QB RGIII.
Deadskins by 4

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NBA 2014 playoffs picks

17 April 2014 - 11:37 PM

East conference

Indiana vs Atlanta


If Atlanta's perimeter guys get hot and stay hot from outside, and the Pacers fail to utilize their size advantage, the Hawks can win.



Because Indiana is still a powerhouse defensive team, & Atlanta is average on both offense & defense, the Pacers will win.



Pacers in 5



Miami vs Charlotte

If Al Jefferson turns into Wilt Chamberlain and dominates Miami up front, with post play and on the boards, the Bobcats can win.



Because this series is tailor made for LBJ, the Heat will not have trouble advancing. Expect several nuclear explosions from the King, who may be pissed that he's not the MVP this year.



Heat in 4



Toronto vs Brooklyn

If Toronto can run and gun with Lowry & DeRozan, and out-athlete the Nets, they can win. They do have the right antidote because Brooklyn is now oriented from the outside-in.



Because Brooklyn is full of playoff scarred vets, all primed for the money season, they'll move on.



Nets in 6



Chicago vs Washington

If Wall & Beal play with confidence and focus, and Nene is healthy enough to overpower Noah, they can upset the Bulls.



Because Coach Thibodeau will have the perfect defensive strategy for Washington, exploiting their impatience, the Bulls will advance to the next round.



Bulls in 6



West conference

San Antonio vs Dallas


If Dirk Nowizki reverts to his MVP peak, averages 30 & 15, & Ellis wreaks havoc, and their defense controls Parker, without doubling Duncan or leaving the Sharpshooters around the perimeter, Dallas can steal this series.



Because San Antonio is utterly the superior team in every regard, and they're built to destroy Dallas, it'll be a sweep.



Spurs in 4



Oklahoma City vs Memphis

If Z-Bo & Gasol the Younger control the interior & their outside shooters hit consistently, they can steal the series.



Because KD & Rusty are two of the best players in this series, as well as the best duo in the league, Oklahoma City will not break a sweat more than once.



Thunder in 5



Los Angeles vs Golden State

If the Splash Brothers hit everything & David Lee competently replaces the injured Bogut, they can steal this series.



Because Coach Rivers has successfully changed the team's mindset & has them focusing on defense & half court plays, and Griffin has become the best player, they will advance.



Clippers in 5



Houston vs Portland

If Howard controls both ends of the floor & Harden produces efficiently as the go to guy, they can win the series.



Because Aldridge & Lillard will out score Howard & Harden, Portland will survive this series.



Blazers in 7


Best Dystopian films

02 March 2014 - 03:04 AM

(Originally blogged here)

Best Dystopian Films


Utopias had been the dominant literary form rather than dystopias in the past: Plato & Thomas Moore invented and re-invented the utopian society in order to present their political & economic views that did not extend further than coarse socialism. Once communism became a fact in the early 20th century, socialism switched from utopian fantasies to dystopian horror. Once we figured out how horrible socialism could be in reality, the utopian genre was extinct due to the death of the socialist dream. Zamyatin published We in 1921, not long after the Bolshevik coup d’etat, and ended up as the first book to be banned by the Soviets.

Best Dystopian films

Blade Runner


A postmodern dystopian future, released during the height of social anxiety in America that felt threatened by the Soviet Union and the technological rise of Japan. A visually stunning bleak vision set in multicultural Los Angeles, rife with East Asian imagery, plagued by pollution and environmental damage, and peopled with the underclass. A pessimistic blade runner is hired to “retire” out a group of illegal replicants. You’re left with an ambiguous ending: who is a replicant?

Children of Men


Mass infertility has never been presented in a more terrifying sense. Cuaron created a world on the brink of genetic self-termination. This “denial of biology” drives home not just the absence of children, but the absence of hope and purpose. Instead of a futuristic society that deviate from contemporary society, Children of Men presents a darker version of our society. This unconventional approach allows for a greater degree of audience empathy.

Brazil


Brilliant absurdist film that reflects the lived experience of totalitarian socialism as a nightmare of bureaucratic hell. In other dystopian films, the totalitarian state is efficient, but in Brazil, the state is little more than a vast & sluggish bureaucracy, always delivered in triplicate. Brazil is 1984 improved to better reflect tyranny in the modern state.

Logan’s Run


An Aldous Huxley styled pleasure dictatorship envisioned by Ehrlich, where the free love and luxury of the inhabitants of a domed city is occasionally interrupted by the requirement that they must die at age 30. This film hit all three dystopian themes: fear of technology, fear of population control, fear of the loss of individuality, and the fear of environmental apocalypse.

Dark City


A city where the sun never shines, with indistinguishable architecture styles, and midnight always brings amnesia to the citizens — due to the experimentation of the Strangers in order to find what makes us “human.” As an urban dystopia perfected where technological control and surveillance of citizens by an oligarchic elite, Dark City clearly echoes Fritz Lang’s Metropolis. The difference is that an individual wakes up from the Mass Ideology and turns the weapons of the Strangers against themselves.

Gattaca


The most utopian-apparent of all dystopian films, Gattaca is set in a near-future where reproduction is no longer a natural process, and rich couples genetically engineer their potential offspring according to a pre-selected template to maximize future opportunities and screen out anything undesirable. However, this automatically builds a caste system and forces the non-genetically enhanced people as the inferior underclass limited to menial jobs, instituting a genetic discrimination. One man, an “invalid,” is determined to make his dreams of being an astronaut a reality and beat the system.

V for Vendetta


Set in a future autocratic and totalitarian British empire, V for Vendetta is a liberal dystopian adaptation of Alan Moore’s graphic novel that projects the end of democracy due to wars in the middle east and religious genocide of homosexuals. The protagonist, V is a masked crusader who terrorizes the members of the totalitarian government. His charisma sways the persecuted population to don Guy Fawkes mask and rise up against their corrupt masters and fight social injustice.

A Clockwork Orange


The most poignant dystopian film ever that actually hid the totalitarian state from plain sight. A brilliant adaptation of Anthony Burgess’ book, it’s largely about a society on a slow decline towards total collapse. Exaggerated, but superior to the states of Logan’s Run or THX 1138, and more cynical than the inherent democratic socialism of Orwell.


From the New World


A dystopian future that also doubles as a supernatural fantasy that contains both dystopian and horror elements. All human beings are born with amazing psychokinetic abilities. Since these abilities can lead to instant death and psychotic breaks, society achieves control over human thought and desire by allowing near limitless freedom to the children and then proceeds to weed out anyone that exhibits personality flaws that can lead to dangerous actions. Therefore, this “false freedom” exists within a system of totalitarian rule that does not appear as a dystopia at all.

Battle Royale


Since a totalitarian Japanese government censors art and news, they created a diversion called “The Program” which randomly selects 40-plus 15 year old students to participate in a survival game to the death. This program is designed to weed out rebellious and subversive elements of society, leaving behind only a cowed populace. A pulpy, psychological thriller that inspired more popular chick lit like Hunger Games.


Honorable Mentions

1984: the archetype of all dystopian films that critiqued the Stalinist communism with an all-powerful, all-knowing state bent on total control over its citizens.

Soylent Green: the perfect consumerist solution made necessary after the US suffered a total economic & environmental collapse.

City of Lost Children: visually amazing French film where a brutal overlord rules an island, and creates a machine that drains the dreams of others.

Ghost in the Shell: a dystopian world set in the cyberpunk future where both humans and cyborgs can be hacked. An analysis of the existential nature of humanity as embodied shells.

THX 1138: an excellent version of the traditional Orwellian state undermined by an incongruent critique of consumer capitalism (Buy more. Buy more now. Buy. And be happy.)

Best Post-Apocalyptic films

02 March 2014 - 03:01 AM

(Originally blogged here)

Before I get into the list, I think a distinction between dystopian and post-apocalyptic films is necessary. Both classifications have been run together too often in recent years to the point that they’re nearly indistinguishable. However, a good understanding of cinema requires clear and distinct earmarks of each genre, and that will lead to a rich & robust discourse.

The Dystopian genre is distinguished by a lack of a specific global catastrophe that dramatically impacted society, for it is more about a possible future our society could bring about, while an Apocalyptic or Post-Apocalyptic one is about the fallout, how human beings cope in the aftermath.

The Dystopian genre is clearly a sociological critique that sometimes includes humanist elements in which the main character discovers a fatal flaw within his/her so-called utopia. Society has reached some social perfection or transcendence at the expense of something important – be it a class, loss of individual freedom or abdication of human nature. The post-apocalyptic genre leans closer to the ecological critique in which the environment has become the antagonist, an inhospitable place, because civilization no longer offers a safe haven for the self-interested activities of man.

As I made the list, I was shocked to discover how many great dystopian films there were, and how few good post-apocalyptic ones existed. The built-in advantage of cinema to portray a possible world should not matter to either genre. Then again, dystopian films are often deeper on a philosophical level than the post-apocalyptic, thematically. The best dystopian films are listed here.

Best Post-Apocalyptic films

WALL-E

Long after mankind has abandoned a trash-filled Earth for luxurious lifestyle aboard spaceships, a Waste Allocation Load Lifter – Earth Class cleans up the mess. WALL-E eventually develops a personality, collects trinkets, and eventually encounters others. The first 45 minutes is easily the finest I’ve ever seen on film. A fantastic critique of consumer culture that is also secretly a nostalgia for things. Beneath the environmental destruction is a fondness for consumer goods, complicating the overt critique of consumerism.

Road Warrior


The gold standard that determined the post-apocalyptic world in the 80s as post-nuclear Australian world, filled with leather and spikes and belts, the slap-dash vehicles and that razor boomerang. The film is basically an allegory of human life without oil where a vicious marauding gang attacks a group because they operate the only oil refinery for miles in a depopulated world. The best of the Mad Max trilogy, it combined the classic western archetype of the wandering stranger who walks in town and helps out.

Akira


A classic anime masterpiece based on a great manga that chronicles the competition between rival biker gangs as they speed through a post-nuclear version of neo-Tokyo. However, the cyberpunk gang members are interrupted by children with psychic abilities and they awaken a dormant super-human force that goes out of control.

The Matrix


Indeed a post-apocalyptic film, since the true reality consists of a wasteland filled with dominant machines that employs human beings as batteries. A computer hacker discovers the true nature of the Matrix, and finds his destiny as the One and joins an underground resistance society against the machines.

28 Days Later…


A violent post-apocalyptic world filled with people infected with a virus that drove them to a murderous rage. A terrific homage to zombie and invasion films like Dawn of the Dead and Omega Man, 28 Days Later… is a relentless thrill-ride that does not let up until the final frame.

The Road


One of the most bleak and depressing films of all time where a survivor and his son travel south for less inhospitable climate in order to find solace from a world ravaged by an unspecified nature. With starvation and cannibalism right around the corner, The Road is an endurance test for anyone.

Planet of the Apes


An early dystopian film that succeeded at the box office, it included a terrific social commentary where a group of astronauts land on a world populated by civilized apes. The ape world is totalitarian and has a caste system, and they treat the humans as inferior species. Upon escape, the lone survivor flees to a forbidden zone and realizes he landed on [SPOILER] an post-apocalyptic Earth.

Honorable mentions

12 Monkeys

The only reason this does not qualify on either list is because it spends more time in the modern day than it does in its post-apocalyptic future of a depopulated world.

Waterworld

An exceedingly ambitious scifi action film where the oceans swallow the world, and a certain individual holds the key to the future of the human species.