God? Is that your voice I hear? Given that you apparently speak to a lot of people, do they ever get strained? Those vocal cords. Do you ever lose your voice? Perhaps that's why I haven't heard you for so long, you lost your voice....
I didn't think God was supposed to lose his voice.
**Don't you know, God is disabled.**
How can a disabled God save us?
Man is getting a little too big for his britches God. It behooves you to break this silence. Either end the divine mystery or take some antibiotics, but your children are taking on new roles. Oh, well they forgot about you a long time ago, is this part of your plan? This divine disappearance? Are you passing the mantle of responsibility on to your children?
Get some rest God. Man is building a new Tower of Babel. You have some cursing to do.