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When Dave woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself in someone else's hand, changed into a monstrous vermin. A gigantic, ugly weta-type thing.

He was resting on his back legs and some shapely horn, pitifully thin :tongue: compared with the size of the rest of him, and when he lifted his head a little, he saw his vaulted brown belly, sectioned by arch-shaped ribs...and a bloody great carrot being jammed down his throat by an invisible, unrelenting force....

From somewhere far away, the insect thing heard a voice. It said, I won't pronounce the name of DaveT in front of this monster, and so all I say is: we have to try and get rid of it. We've done everything humanly possible to take care of it and to put up with it; I don't think anyone can blame us in the least.

Sufficiently satisfied with the carrot for now, the vermin-weta-type-thing at last looked up and with a sardonic grin across its ugly face cried out, Naaaaaaaaa, what's up doc?

Edited by soleo
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