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Happy birthday to The Heretic

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Happy B Day, Mr. H. :glug:

:wave:

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:glug: Not till tomorrow, where I'll be relaxing at the cigar lounge with a glass of cognac & a nice $20 dollar cigar.
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:glug: Not till tomorrow, where I'll be relaxing at the cigar lounge with a glass of cognac & a nice $20 dollar cigar.

Ah, but it's already your B day on the Internet, hence you should also be having glass of cognac and a nice $20 cigar now. :cheers:

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the "internets" is set to greenwich time, which is already Oct. 20th, so people in Greenwich would be celebrating the tectonic crack that occurred some 30 years ago. But feel free to start early! :cheers:

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Starting! :glug:

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Death count starts now.

30,000 dead.

30,001 dead, but that last one looked painful.

Not a fatality, but deliciously cool and painful. Let's imagine the victim eventually died of its wounds. 30,002 dead

30,003 dead.

30,004 dead.

And I have just been told that the 1,000 puppies I fed to the 1,000 children have resulted in the children choking to death and the puppies dying in the children's stomachs.

32,004 dead.

Oh, and the autopsies showed that the puppies were pregnant.

33,004 dead.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :twisted:

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Happy birthday!

Man, you are old now for sure.

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Better an old fart than a young shithead. :mrgreen:

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Better an old fart than a young shithead. :mrgreen:

True. So very true.

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I made up a song for your birthday:

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

You look like a weasel

And you smell like one too.

:p:glug:

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How long to Heretics normally live?

-Scott

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Better an old fart than a young shithead. :mrgreen:

True. So very true.

I disagree, but then my hips and knees work. :p

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How long to Heretics normally live?

-Scott

In the old days, quite a while, since it took time for inquisitorial machinary to swing into play. But in todays sophisticated world, Interpol usually nails them within days of their announced heresies. Our Heretic is apparently keeping two steps ahead of the law.

A fine and Happy Birthday - May the forces of, err, I suppose, "evil," never catch up to you!

Dave

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:glug: Not till tomorrow, where I'll be relaxing at the cigar lounge with a glass of cognac & a nice $20 dollar cigar.

The cognac sounds great! Hope it's VSOP and you're drinking it now and having a fabulous time! Happy Birthday to The Heretic! :cheers:

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Happy Birthday Utter Heretic :)

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Happy Birthday (a little late) :mellow:

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Better an old fart than a young shithead. :mrgreen:

This one is being banked for future purposes. :lol: Happy Birthday, man.

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Ridiculously late for birthday greetings (I was elsewhere last week), but I hope you had a great birthday.

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PLeas'd look forward,

pleas'd to look behind,

And count each birthday with a grateful mind

Alexander Pope

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